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Hey There, Hi There, Ho There,

Of course this is our season; let us enjoy, as much as we can, the colder weather as it starts taking hold and gives us all a shiver that we know and love.

During Christmas we all try to give to others for a variety of reasons: because we may want to remember, to say thanks, or just care and focus on others rather than ourselves,

If you read the newsletter, if you go to a ski club meeting or party, or if you go on a ski club trip, you are bathed in the waters of giving to others. Members of the club, without pay, help set up and make sure activities, events, the website and all the nuances (finances, attendance records, etc) are kept up to date numerous times all during the year.

Many hard core people in the club do this every month, and they are doing it for everyone but themselves.

Yes, when you try to do things for others you cannot do everything perfectly but you try and reset and improvise as much as you can so all can have a good time, not just a few. Sometimes there is limited joy in doing things for others.

So at this time when the weather is cold and we look forward to ski trips or other outdoor activities, toast and remember the volunteers and doers of the Chattanooga Ski Club. They want no recognition, but they should be recognized.

A tip of a hat to the ones that make us go. Have a great season.

CHRISTMAS PARTY

The Christmas Party is December 3, and you must sign up and pay. Do that today because Hilda says we are filling up.

There is no better way to get into the spirit than the Christmas Party.

CHRISTMAS JOKE:

“How did Scrooge win the football game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.”

EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY!

Ashley

Hey There, Hi There, Ho There,

Well it is November, and look at what is happening in ski resorts this month:

Northstar and Heavenly, Lake Tahoe: Opening on November 22, 2024

Kirkwood, Lake Tahoe: Opening on December 6, 2024

Sierra-at-Tahoe, Lake Tahoe: Opening on November 29, 2024

Mt. Rose, Lake Tahoe: Opening on November 8, 2024 

Palisades Tahoe, Lake Tahoe: Opening on November 27, 2024 

Sugar Bowl Ski Resort, Lake Tahoe: Opening on November 22, 2024 

Boreal Mountain Resort, Lake Tahoe: Opening on November 22, 2024 

Soda Springs Mountain Resort, Lake Tahoe: Opening on November 29, 2024 

Appalachian Ski Mtn. Opening on November 22, 2024 

In a way, the opening of ski resort is like the opening of a Broadway play. They are both highly anticipated events with a lot of fanfare, excitement, and a sense of spectacle, often drawing large crowds, featuring special presentations or performances, and marking the official start of a new season with a lot of buzz and media attention. 

The great thing about ski resorts is you do not have to dress up. You can wear the same stinky, moldy, and faded ski clothes that you have worn forever. You can even wear rear-end-loaded ski boots if you want to really look retro.

Think of all the money you save by not buying flowers or eating at Sardi’s. On a ski trip, I would assume it is an equal swap of expenses.

NO MEETING IN NOVEMBER

Because it is voting day we have no November meeting of the club at the Enclave. I know there will be hard feelings and gnashing of teeth not having a meeting, but get out and vote and stay up late and watch the returns.

CHRISTMAS PARTY

The Social Event of the Year in Hamilton County, being the Chattanooga Ski Club Christmas party, will be on December the 3^rd at the usual place, RED WOLVES STADIUM, where we have had the last two.

Put it on your calendar and make sure to be there.

Watch for more detail in emails and on the website.

JOKE OF THE MONTH,

“Hey, did you hear about that crazy that guy in Cleveland kept three women as sex slaves in his basement?  You’ll never guess what my great uncle Gordon kept in his basement……a f ***ing electric train!”

SEE YOU AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

Ashley

Hey There, Hi There, Ho There,

Scripture Reading: Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

“There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”

Dear brothers and sisters of the Chattanooga Ski Club,

Soon after we read in our newsletter today, the calendar flips to September. The air is crisp, the leaves are beginning to turn, and yet, the slopes remain bare. For those of us who love the thrill of skiing or snowboarding, this can be a bittersweet time. We long for the powdery snow, the exhilaration of carving down the mountain, and the camaraderie of fellow winter enthusiasts.

However, as we patiently await the return of winter, let us remember the wisdom of the Ecclesiastes: "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens." This includes a season for skiing and a season for waiting.

In this off-season, we are invited to cultivate patience. Patience is not merely about waiting; it is about trusting in Nature’s timing and finding joy in the present moment. It is about recognizing that even in the absence of our favorite activities, there is beauty and purpose to be found.

Let us use this time to deepen our connection with everyone in the Chattanooga Ski Club, to spend quality time with loved ones, and to explore new hobbies and interests. Let us remember that the joy of skiing is not solely about the physical experience, but also about the spiritual and emotional rewards it can bring.

As we wait for the snow to fall, let us pray for a safe and enjoyable winter season. But let us also pray for the grace to embrace the present moment, to find joy in the journey of our lives.

For everyone with the ski club, you are richly blessed,

See you at the next meeting,

ASHLEY

As I sit here typing this, it's near 90 degrees in Chattanooga. I bet I am not the only one of the 24 members that wish we were back in Alaska.

Our trip started out by getting to Seattle to board the Discovery Princess. Most came in the day before, but a few came in earlier to enjoy Seattle. Regardless, we all made it aboard on sail day. The ship was beautiful, being only two years old and equipped with the medallion technology which made so many tasks on ship and on boarding easy. The ports we visited were incredible. There were up to six other ships there at the same time we were there. The only downside was the last stop in Victoria BC was only for two and half hours.

Princess is of only a handful of ships that get to enter Glacier Bay National Park, and it was like entering another world. The scenery was awesome.  All I can say is it's a must see for everyone.

There was never a shortage of things to do on the ship. We all were doing our own thing, but you would still run into people in our group from time to time. The weather was outstanding: very little rain and temps were in the mid 60's most days. You should have been there! We all made it back home, but it seems like those seven days flew by. Hopefully we will try to head back up there in the future.  i know I will be on that one! 

Thanks to everyone who went,

Mike 

Hey There, Hi There, Ho There,

Yes, it is hot and yes winter seems light years away.

Here are a couple of things that you should note about cold weather and winter:

• Earth is actually closest to the sun in December in the Northern Hemisphere during winter. (That is why I wear flip-flops all winter long);
• Many animals have incredible winter adaptations. Some, like bears, hibernate to conserve energy. Others, like arctic foxes, grow thicker fur and change their fur color to white for camouflage.
• I feel humans adapt by drinking more alcohol to keep them warm and to conserve food during the cold; and
• Cave paintings from the Ice Age give us a glimpse into how humans lived and thrived during a time of extreme cold and glaciation. ( Wow, what would they have done if Telluride was around?)

We should all take a moment and remember the passing of a great person, and lady of amazing insight who will always be remembered as saying the best line about skiers in the universal college of quotes being:

"Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift."  Dr. Ruth Westheimer

Now that is a quote.

Obviously, like someone drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon, she knows what she is talking about, and a great impression was left with her.

Secondly, what about the wiggle stuff!!!? Can we all agree that there are at least a thousand things that skiers wiggle other than their behinds? (Like the prominent judge that refused to take medication that decreased his libido explaining to others, ”Why I do not take my meds?  Oh, I’d better not say.") Some things are better left to the imagination.

Lastly, I do not know if she was saying ski lifts were hook-up spots, but I guess in these uncertain times, that might be something to shoot for in the future.

I think that for the upcoming winter and ski season that we should all take a pledge to the ski club by staying  busy, staying  away from the TV/telephone, and wiggling our you know whats off!!!

SEE YOU AT THE NEXT MEETING,

Ashley

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there,

It's officially July, which means one thing: the slopes are as inviting as a lava pit and the only thing carving turns is your air conditioner. But fear not, fellow snow ski fanatics, for summer doesn't have to be a total drag.

Here's your official guide to surviving the off-season:

• Channel your inner penguin: Hit the beach with your fanciest goggles and a pool float shaped like a snowboard. Bonus points for attempting a belly flop with maximum tuck.
• Embrace the water (minus the freezing part): Trade your skis for water skis or a wake board. Just remember, these require actual balance, unlike that time you "shredded" the bunny hill.
• Retail therapy (the healthy kind): Stock up on sunscreen instead of overpriced ski socks. Your wallet and your skin will thank you.
• Hallucinate snow: Blast wintry scenes on your TV and crank the AC. Maybe even throw some fake snowflakes in the air for good measure. Just don't blame us when your significant other questions your sanity.
• Support your local brewery: Channel your après-ski spirit and pretend every happy hour is a mountain lodge celebration.

Remember, the mountains will be waiting (hopefully with fresh powder) when winter rolls around. Until then, stay cool, stay crazy (in a good way!), and for the love of all things holy, please don't wear your ski boots to the office.

CLUB STUFF

Remember the Hiwasee in August, and maybe the Biltmore in September.

Also, the Lake Party was the best this year and I know everyone is looking forward to next year.

TRY AND STAY COOL,

See you at the August meeting,

Ashley

Hey There, Hi There, Ho There,

LAKE PARTY, LAKE PARTY, LAKE PARTY!!!!!!!

The social event of Hamilton County is next month, June 22,  please sign up on the website.

We are expecting a very big crowd so sign up sooner rather than later. Any details as usual will be on the website.

If you missed the last meeting, you missed the Adamzs from Soddy Daisy speak about Finland and their time spent in the country. Remember, the club is about eight months away from being in the land of ice and snow in January.

Also, Jim Mullenix and Scott Cramer have done a yeoman’s job in sending out an email regarding the lift tickets for our trips next year. Highly recommended reading and thank you Jim and others for sending it out.

Yes it is getting hot but always think cool!!!!!!!

 

See you at the next meeting and Lake Party,

Ashley

Hey There, Hi There, Ho There,

Well, as I write this article, the first since becoming president for 2024-25, spring has sprung, and summer will soon be in full swing.

Remember, the lake party is coming up June 22, so mark your calendars and make sure you do not miss the Hamilton County social event of the year. Sign up will be on the website soon.

Skiing may not be top of the mind for many people, but as you take off your sweaters to put in the attic and began slathering on the SPF30, remember we have trips to Winter Park, Beaver Creek, Tahoe, and Finland with an Ireland excursion that need to be filled and are filling up right now. Look at the website for trip signups.

Also, we will soon have the trips for 2026, hopefully before the next couple of months so everyone can have their calendar full and ready.

As you know, elections were held last month, and we are still in need of filling a couple of Board member posts.  I would encourage all of you to think about getting more involved with the club administration and letting the Board know of any activities you like or even would like to see the Club offer.

Getting involved with our club is so easy.

TRUE STATEMENT OF THE MONTH:

Question: What do you call an avid Chattanooga Ski Club member instructor whose boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with him or her.
Answer: Homeless!!!!!

See you at the next meeting,

Ashley

Hey There, Hi There, Ho There,

Well, all of our trips are done, the days are longer and warmer and what do we have to look forward to now in April — you guessed it  -- ELECTIONS, ELECTIONS, ELECTIONS, for the Ski Club.

Man, feel the tension and the movement of people’s emotions!!!!!! It is intoxicating.

Remember at the April meeting, $10 dollar bills and half-pints for everyone attending and voting. It is just as good as it gets!!!!

Seriously, please attend the April meeting and vote and support  next year’s leaders for the club. If you wish to run for an office, contact any Board member or Jim Bates and submit your name before the election.

Looking Ahead:

We're already working on planning an epic season for next year. If you have any suggestions for destinations, events, or activities, be sure to let us know!

See you at the meeting.

Ashley