HEY THERE, HI THERE, HO THERE,
HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
This is the time of year when the ghouls come out to play, and we of the ski club are no exception. Whatever plans you have, make sure you come to the Halloween party at the Flat Duck Farm with Hilda and Wilis Jones. Be there and let’s celebrate Halloween in style.
Make sure that you wear a costume. The most creative and original costume will not win a prize but will hopefully impress all who are there.
Do not worry, no pumpkin carving contest. Leave your knives and guns at home.
Of course, there will be candy, cookies, and drinks for everyone.
P.S. Remember, please be careful on your way home from the from the party. There may be witches and goblins lurking in the shadows.
P.P.S.If you see a talking jerk dressed up, don't be afraid to say hello. It will probably be me.
CHRISTMAS PARTY TOO!!!!!!!
Remember the Christmas Party is December 12th. Sign up on the website and get ready for a great time. We are at the same Red Wolves stadium at East Ridge as last year, and we have tweaked the drinks and menu so everyone will be content.
SIGN UP NOW!!!!!
SNOW HUMOR
Please note the following as the highest of ski humor:
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What's the difference between a ski instructor and a mutual fund?
Eventually the fund will mature and make a little money!
How do you get a snowboarder off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
All for now.
See you at the next meeting,
ASHLEY